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The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such…

heliolisk:

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shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

what happened to my post

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prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

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hiyasdoodles:

wuqs:

important: groot can grow his own flower crown

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my hand slipped

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daily-asgardian-news:

Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!

"LAST TIME I **** SOMEONE I LOST AN EYE"

THAT WAS AMAZING

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Pie

For an awesome follower bookgirlfan  

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samsteves:

treat yo self. watch cap 2 again. watch cap 2 every day. who the fuck cares

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Australian Photoset #17

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fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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Levels of Tumblr.

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helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

50-99 followers = Tumblr User

100-349 followers = Blogger

350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

5000+ followers =Tumblr famous. 

These are the legit numbers.

16,050 followers……………FUCK YEAH IM TUMBLR FAMOUS!!!!!!!! :D

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